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: #Laughs Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead.

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: #Laughs When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

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: #Laughs How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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: #Laughs What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

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: #Laughs If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar.

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: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

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: #Laughs Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father.

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: #Laughs Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

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: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

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: #Laughs Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

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: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

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: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

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: #Laughs Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs.

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: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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: #Laughs What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

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: #Laughs A man and his wife check into a hotel.

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: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead.

: #Laughs When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

: #Laughs How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

: #Laughs What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

: #Laughs If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar.

: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

: #Laughs Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father.

: #Laughs Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

: #Laughs Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

: #Laughs Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs.

: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

: #Laughs What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

: #Laughs A man and his wife check into a hotel.

: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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