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: #Laughs If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

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: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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: #Laughs Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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: #Laughs Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

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: #Laughs Earn cash in your spare time..

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: #Laughs |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle.

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: #Laughs |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

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: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

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: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

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: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

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: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn

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: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

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: #Laughs A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto pho

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: #Laughs If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

: #Laughs Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill

: #Laughs Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

: #Laughs Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

: #Laughs Earn cash in your spare time..

: #Laughs |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle.

: #Laughs |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn

: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

: #Laughs A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto pho

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