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: #Laughs |An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

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: #Laughs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded.

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: #Laughs A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married.

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: #Laughs |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!

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: #Laughs THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy.

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: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

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: #Laughs |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "File not found".I told him to do a dir.I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's so

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: #Laughs Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

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: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

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: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

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: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

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: #Laughs Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

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: #Laughs When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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: #Laughs A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E.

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: #Laughs |An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

: #Laughs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded.

: #Laughs A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married.

: #Laughs |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!

: #Laughs THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy.

: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

: #Laughs |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "File not found".I told him to do a dir.I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's so

: #Laughs Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

: #Laughs Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

: #Laughs When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

: #Laughs A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E.

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