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: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

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: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

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: #Laughs A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

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: #Laughs What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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: #Laughs I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

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: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

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: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

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: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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: #Laughs A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ..

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: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

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: #Laughs The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

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: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

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: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

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: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

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: #Laughs The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.

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: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

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: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

: #Laughs A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

: #Laughs What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

: #Laughs I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ..

: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

: #Laughs The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

: #Laughs The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.

: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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