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: #Laughs The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.

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: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

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: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

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: #Laughs Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.

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: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

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: #Laughs What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

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: #Laughs Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.

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: #Laughs Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

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: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.

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: #Laughs What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!

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: #Laughs (This joke requires the use a small visual.

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: #Laughs A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

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: #Laughs |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!

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: #Laughs The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.

: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

: #Laughs Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.

: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

: #Laughs What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

: #Laughs Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.

: #Laughs Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm.

: #Laughs A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.

: #Laughs What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!

: #Laughs (This joke requires the use a small visual.

: #Laughs A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

: #Laughs |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!

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