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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

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: #Laughs One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.

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: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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: #Laughs The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean.

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: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!

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: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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: #Laughs Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.

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: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

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: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

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: #Laughs Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania.

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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

: #Laughs One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.

: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

: #Laughs The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean.

: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!

: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

: #Laughs Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.

: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

: #Laughs Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania.

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