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: #Laughs Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.

: #Laughs A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket.

: #Laughs Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired o

: #Laughs Because I'm a Guy......I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

: #Laughs What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !

: #Laughs A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter.

: #Laughs It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations.

: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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