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: #Laughs Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to doub

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: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.

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: #Laughs A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut.

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs |An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs 2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING.....

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."

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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

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: #Laughs Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

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: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

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: #Laughs First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!

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: #Laughs Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

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: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impa

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: #Laughs Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to doub

: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

: #Laughs How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.

: #Laughs A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut.

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs |An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

: #Laughs 2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING.....

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

: #Laughs Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

: #Laughs First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!

: #Laughs Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impa

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