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: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

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: #Laughs Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter

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: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!"The girl turned around

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: #Laughs An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."From then on, a

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !

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: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

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: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

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: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

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: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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: #Laughs |How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

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: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

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: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

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: #Laughs What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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: #Laughs Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !

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: #Laughs An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots.

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: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

: #Laughs Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter

: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!"The girl turned around

: #Laughs An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."From then on, a

: #Laughs Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !

: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

: #Laughs |How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

: #Laughs What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

: #Laughs Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !

: #Laughs An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots.

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