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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

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: #Laughs What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

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: #Laughs Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

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: #Laughs Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!

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: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

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: #Laughs WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD.

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: #Laughs What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

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: #Laughs What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!

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: #Laughs "Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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: #Laughs An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"She hesitated a while and said, "Yes, 3 times.""Three tim

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: #Laughs Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

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: #Laughs What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

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: #Laughs Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream.

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: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

: #Laughs What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

: #Laughs Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

: #Laughs Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!

: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

: #Laughs WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD.

: #Laughs What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

: #Laughs What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

: #Laughs Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!

: #Laughs "Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

: #Laughs An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"She hesitated a while and said, "Yes, 3 times.""Three tim

: #Laughs Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

: #Laughs What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

: #Laughs Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream.

: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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