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: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

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: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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: #Laughs A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee.

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: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

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: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

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: #Laughs |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !

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: #Laughs A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag in her hand.

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: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

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: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

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: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

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: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

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: #Laughs Mega Bites by Amos Quito

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: #Laughs A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

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: #Laughs A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright.

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: #Laughs Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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: #Laughs If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

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: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

: #Laughs A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee.

: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

: #Laughs |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !

: #Laughs A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag in her hand.

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

: #Laughs Mega Bites by Amos Quito

: #Laughs A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

: #Laughs A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright.

: #Laughs Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

: #Laughs If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

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