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: #Laughs Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on.

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: #Laughs What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

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: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

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: #Laughs A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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: #Laughs A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

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: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

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: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

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: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

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: #Laughs What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

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: #Laughs "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

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: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

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: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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: #Laughs Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on.

: #Laughs What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

: #Laughs A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

: #Laughs Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

: #Laughs What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

: #Laughs "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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