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: #Laughs A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him.

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: #Laughs An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms.

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: #Laughs A man went to apply for a job.

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: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

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: #Laughs You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is "Does

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could'nt find three wise men or a virgin.Sent by Johnny

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: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle.

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: #Laughs With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman...

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: #Laughs What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

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: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

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: #Laughs A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutely elegant.

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: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

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: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

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: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

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: #Laughs Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general."You simpleton!" the officer barked.

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: #Laughs When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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: #Laughs A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him.

: #Laughs An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms.

: #Laughs A man went to apply for a job.

: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

: #Laughs You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is "Does

: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could'nt find three wise men or a virgin.Sent by Johnny

: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle.

: #Laughs With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman...

: #Laughs What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

: #Laughs A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutely elegant.

: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

: #Laughs Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general."You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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