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: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

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: #Laughs "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed.

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: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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: #Laughs How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

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: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial,

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments

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: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

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: #Laughs Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

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: #Laughs The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck."It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?""I'm June, June Hansen," she said.

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: #Laughs You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.

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: #Laughs Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.

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: #Laughs A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

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: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

: #Laughs "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed.

: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

: #Laughs How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial,

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments

: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

: #Laughs Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

: #Laughs The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck."It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?""I'm June, June Hansen," she said.

: #Laughs You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.

: #Laughs Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.

: #Laughs Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.

: #Laughs A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

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