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: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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: #Laughs The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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: #Laughs Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

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: #Laughs How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

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: #Laughs Only in America...

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: #Laughs Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards.

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: #Laughs Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

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: #Laughs 48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1.

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: #Laughs A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the ther

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: #Laughs You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

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: #Laughs A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

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: #Laughs |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.

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: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm.

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: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

: #Laughs The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

: #Laughs Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

: #Laughs How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

: #Laughs Only in America...

: #Laughs Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards.

: #Laughs Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit.

: #Laughs Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

: #Laughs My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

: #Laughs 48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1.

: #Laughs A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the ther

: #Laughs You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

: #Laughs A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

: #Laughs |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm.

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