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: #Laughs What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

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: #Laughs |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

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: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

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: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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: #Laughs Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

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: #Laughs How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

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: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

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: #Laughs How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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: #Laughs The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt.

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: #Laughs What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

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: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

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: #Laughs Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

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: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !

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: #Laughs There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.

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: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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: #Laughs What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

: #Laughs |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

: #Laughs How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

: #Laughs How come wrong numbers are never busy?

: #Laughs The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt.

: #Laughs What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

: #Laughs Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

: #Laughs Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !

: #Laughs There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

: #Laughs Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.

: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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