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: #Laughs "Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

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: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

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: #Laughs Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

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: #Laughs How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

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: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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: #Laughs One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning.

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: #Laughs Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark.

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: #Laughs Have you heard the one about the .

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: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

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: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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: #Laughs Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one

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: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

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: #Laughs What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into

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: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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: #Laughs "Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

: #Laughs Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

: #Laughs How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

: #Laughs One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning.

: #Laughs Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark.

: #Laughs Have you heard the one about the .

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one

: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

: #Laughs What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into

: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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