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: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

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: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

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: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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: #Laughs An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone.

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: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

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: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

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: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

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: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

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: #Laughs A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it.

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: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

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: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are chapped.

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: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

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: #Laughs You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

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: #Laughs A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

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: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

: #Laughs An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone.

: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

: #Laughs A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it.

: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are chapped.

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

: #Laughs A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

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