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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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: #Laughs There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.Then he had a bright idea.When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on...

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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: #Laughs Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !

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: #Laughs OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had bee

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

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: #Laughs Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs.

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.

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: #Laughs Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska.

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: #Laughs Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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: #Laughs The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

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: #Laughs The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

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: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

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: #Laughs How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

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: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

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: #Laughs Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.

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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

: #Laughs There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.Then he had a bright idea.When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on...

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

: #Laughs Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !

: #Laughs OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had bee

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

: #Laughs Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs.

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.

: #Laughs Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska.

: #Laughs Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

: #Laughs The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

: #Laughs The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

: #Laughs How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

: #Laughs Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.

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