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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

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: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

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: #Laughs The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes."Aw, go on," the little old lady said in disbelief, "if you can grant three wishes, let's see

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: #Laughs What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!

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: #Laughs There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my bike."The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The pri

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: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

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: #Laughs If God had wanted people to be gay...

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: #Laughs What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

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: #Laughs "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

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: #Laughs Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

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: #Laughs Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !

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: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

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: #Laughs |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last cigarrette.BASIC (interpreted): You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your leg is waterlo

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: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

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: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

: #Laughs The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes."Aw, go on," the little old lady said in disbelief, "if you can grant three wishes, let's see

: #Laughs What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!

: #Laughs There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my bike."The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The pri

: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

: #Laughs If God had wanted people to be gay...

: #Laughs What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

: #Laughs "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

: #Laughs Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

: #Laughs Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !

: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

: #Laughs |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last cigarrette.BASIC (interpreted): You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your leg is waterlo

: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all.

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