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: #Laughs Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

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: #Laughs PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6.

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: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

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: #Laughs What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

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: #Laughs |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

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: #Laughs Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much.

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: #Laughs At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

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: #Laughs Two robins were sitting in a tree.

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: #Laughs Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

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: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

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: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

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: #Laughs Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

: #Laughs Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

: #Laughs PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6.

: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

: #Laughs What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

: #Laughs |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

: #Laughs Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much.

: #Laughs At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

: #Laughs Two robins were sitting in a tree.

: #Laughs Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

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