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: #Laughs Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

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: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

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: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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: #Laughs Great truths about life:1.

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: #Laughs |Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elev

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

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: #Laughs Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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: #Laughs Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging

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: #Laughs A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.

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: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

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: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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: #Laughs Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me.

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: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.

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: #Laughs A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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: #Laughs Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

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: #Laughs Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

: #Laughs Great truths about life:1.

: #Laughs |Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elev

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

: #Laughs Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

: #Laughs Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging

: #Laughs A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.

: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

: #Laughs Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me.

: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.

: #Laughs A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

: #Laughs Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

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