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: #Laughs Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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: #Laughs Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

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: #Laughs How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three.

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: #Laughs How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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: #Laughs A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...

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: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

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: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

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: #Laughs A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

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: #Laughs |After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.

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: #Laughs Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

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: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

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: #Laughs I had my appendix removed.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a shoe store...

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

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: #Laughs A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major.

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: #Laughs "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend.

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: #Laughs Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

: #Laughs Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

: #Laughs How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three.

: #Laughs How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

: #Laughs A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...

: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

: #Laughs How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.

: #Laughs A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

: #Laughs |After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.

: #Laughs Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

: #Laughs I had my appendix removed.

: #Laughs A man walks into a shoe store...

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

: #Laughs A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major.

: #Laughs "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend.

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