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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

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: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

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: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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: #Laughs How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !

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: #Laughs John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

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: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

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: #Laughs A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass.

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: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

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: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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: #Laughs Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !

: #Laughs John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

: #Laughs A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

: #Laughs Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass.

: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

: #Laughs Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !

: #Laughs Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

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