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: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

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: #Laughs The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

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: #Laughs We've all been interviewed for jobs.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home.

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: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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: #Laughs Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

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: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to re

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: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!

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: #Laughs |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

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: #Laughs What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

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: #Laughs Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

: #Laughs The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

: #Laughs We've all been interviewed for jobs.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home.

: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

: #Laughs Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to re

: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!

: #Laughs |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

: #Laughs What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

: #Laughs Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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