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: #Laughs |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel.

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: #Laughs An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class.

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: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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: #Laughs Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

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: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

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: #Laughs A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth.

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: #Laughs One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

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: #Laughs A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

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: #Laughs A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

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: #Laughs Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

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: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

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: #Laughs What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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: #Laughs Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde."No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested."Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blond

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: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

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: #Laughs Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

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: #Laughs |Some race horses staying in a stable.

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: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

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: #Laughs |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel.

: #Laughs An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class.

: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

: #Laughs Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

: #Laughs A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth.

: #Laughs One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

: #Laughs A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

: #Laughs A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

: #Laughs What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

: #Laughs Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde."No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested."Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blond

: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

: #Laughs Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

: #Laughs |Some race horses staying in a stable.

: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

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