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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

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: #Laughs Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

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: #Laughs Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

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: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

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: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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: #Laughs Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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: #Laughs Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

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: #Laughs Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:1.

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: #Laughs Men are like fine wine.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

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: #Laughs The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

: #Laughs Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

: #Laughs Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

: #Laughs Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

: #Laughs Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

: #Laughs Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:1.

: #Laughs Men are like fine wine.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

: #Laughs The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

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