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: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

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: #Laughs Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting.

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: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

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: #Laughs Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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: #Laughs Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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: #Laughs If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime...

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: #Laughs A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup.

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: #Laughs Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same.Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teach

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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: #Laughs Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

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: #Laughs There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors.

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: #Laughs Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.

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: #Laughs Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, "What are you talking about?Thats not your aunt!Thats a picture of a fish!"Joe says, "Well sure it is...

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

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: #Laughs What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

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: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

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: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

: #Laughs Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting.

: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

: #Laughs Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

: #Laughs Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

: #Laughs If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime...

: #Laughs A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup.

: #Laughs Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same.Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teach

: #Laughs Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

: #Laughs Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

: #Laughs There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors.

: #Laughs Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.

: #Laughs Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, "What are you talking about?Thats not your aunt!Thats a picture of a fish!"Joe says, "Well sure it is...

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

: #Laughs What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

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