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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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: #Laughs The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1.

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: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

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: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

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: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

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: #Laughs You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

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: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

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: #Laughs A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

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: #Laughs What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

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: #Laughs Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

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: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

: #Laughs The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1.

: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs ..

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

: #Laughs You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

: #Laughs A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

: #Laughs What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

: #Laughs Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

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