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: #Laughs He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!

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: #Laughs A man walks along a lonely beach.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

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: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

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: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

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: #Laughs For months, Mrs.

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !

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: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association.

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: #Laughs A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

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: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

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: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle in Africa.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

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: #Laughs What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

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: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow.

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: #Laughs How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.

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: #Laughs He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!

: #Laughs A man walks along a lonely beach.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...

: #Laughs Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

: #Laughs For months, Mrs.

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !

: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association.

: #Laughs A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle in Africa.

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

: #Laughs What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow.

: #Laughs How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.

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