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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

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: #Laughs Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

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: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

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: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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: #Laughs A man finally goes with his wife to church.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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: #Laughs More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion.

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: #Laughs What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

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: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

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: #Laughs Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going? A: You're a Russian.

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: #Laughs The last four U.S.

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: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

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: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

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: #Laughs How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

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: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

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: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

: #Laughs Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

: #Laughs A man finally goes with his wife to church.

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

: #Laughs More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion.

: #Laughs What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

: #Laughs Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going? A: You're a Russian.

: #Laughs The last four U.S.

: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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