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: #Laughs |Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number of different approaches are being tried.

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: #Laughs |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

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: #Laughs This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes i

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: #Laughs There are three religious truths:1.

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: #Laughs Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.

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: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

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: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

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: #Laughs What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.

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: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

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: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

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: #Laughs What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

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: #Laughs The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

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: #Laughs |At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.

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: #Laughs |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10.

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: #Laughs How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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: #Laughs Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

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: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

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: #Laughs |Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number of different approaches are being tried.

: #Laughs |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes i

: #Laughs There are three religious truths:1.

: #Laughs Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.

: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.

: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

: #Laughs What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

: #Laughs The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

: #Laughs |At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.

: #Laughs |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10.

: #Laughs How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

: #Laughs Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

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