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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! Knock Knock Who's there?

: #Laughs A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

: #Laughs What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

: #Laughs Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.

: #Laughs If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it.
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