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: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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: #Laughs A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed.

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: #Laughs Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday.

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: #Laughs The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the r

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: #Laughs The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamli

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: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

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: #Laughs Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absu

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: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

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: #Laughs A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong.

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: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

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: #Laughs |Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? If

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: #Laughs Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune.

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: #Laughs A girl phoned me the other day and said ....

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

: #Laughs A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed.

: #Laughs Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday.

: #Laughs The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the r

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamli

: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

: #Laughs Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absu

: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

: #Laughs A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong.

: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

: #Laughs |Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? If

: #Laughs Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune.

: #Laughs A girl phoned me the other day and said ....

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