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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !

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: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

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: #Laughs Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work.

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: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

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: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.

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: #Laughs A few crumbs short of a crouton.

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: #Laughs Gross pay: 22.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22 Down Tax1.11 Knickknack Tax1.98 Hackensack Tax3.93 Thumbtax0.98 Carpe

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: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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: #Laughs How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

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: #Laughs What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

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: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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: #Laughs Modern Haircuts by Sean Head

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: #Laughs One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground

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: #Laughs |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can?t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some

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: #Laughs How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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: #Laughs Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !

: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

: #Laughs Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work.

: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.

: #Laughs A few crumbs short of a crouton.

: #Laughs Gross pay: 22.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22 Down Tax1.11 Knickknack Tax1.98 Hackensack Tax3.93 Thumbtax0.98 Carpe

: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

: #Laughs How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

: #Laughs What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

: #Laughs Modern Haircuts by Sean Head

: #Laughs One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground

: #Laughs |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can?t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some

: #Laughs How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

: #Laughs Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!

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