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: #Laughs Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

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: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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: #Laughs In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." In need of a ROM upgrade.

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: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

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: #Laughs Men are like remote controls. Simple.

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: #Laughs |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be so sweetIf we had those special keysCtrl, Alt, and DeleteYour boss is mad, your bills not

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: #Laughs A man let out a humongous burp.

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: #Laughs Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

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: #Laughs The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

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: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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: #Laughs What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

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: #Laughs Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?

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: #Laughs Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit.

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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: #Laughs "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband.

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: #Laughs |10.

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: #Laughs Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.

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: #Laughs |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." In need of a ROM upgrade.

: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

: #Laughs Men are like remote controls. Simple.

: #Laughs |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be so sweetIf we had those special keysCtrl, Alt, and DeleteYour boss is mad, your bills not

: #Laughs A man let out a humongous burp.

: #Laughs Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

: #Laughs The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

: #Laughs What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

: #Laughs Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?

: #Laughs Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

: #Laughs "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.

: #Laughs |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1.

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