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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

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: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !

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: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

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: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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: #Laughs December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

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: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing.

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: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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: #Laughs A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

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: #Laughs JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars ?""What faux ?""To buy faux diamonds.""What do you need with faux diamonds ?""I have sixteen, but I need faux more.""Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?""No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .""You C

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: #Laughs A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

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: #Laughs If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !

: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

: #Laughs December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

: #Laughs Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing.

: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

: #Laughs A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

: #Laughs JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars ?""What faux ?""To buy faux diamonds.""What do you need with faux diamonds ?""I have sixteen, but I need faux more.""Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?""No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .""You C

: #Laughs A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

: #Laughs If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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