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: #Laughs How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

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: #Laughs Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners.

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: #Laughs A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs.

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: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggles quitely) So...

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

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: #Laughs Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.

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: #Laughs Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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: #Laughs A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.

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: #Laughs The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparti

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry.

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: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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: #Laughs One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men.

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: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

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: #Laughs A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra.

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: #Laughs How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

: #Laughs Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners.

: #Laughs A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs.

: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

: #Laughs One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggles quitely) So...

: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

: #Laughs Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.

: #Laughs Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

: #Laughs A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.

: #Laughs The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparti

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry.

: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men.

: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

: #Laughs A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra.

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