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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

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: #Laughs One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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: #Laughs What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

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: #Laughs What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A 0 dollar bill!

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: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

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: #Laughs What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

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: #Laughs Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

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: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

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: #Laughs Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do.

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

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: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

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: #Laughs A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The othe

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: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

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: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

: #Laughs One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

: #Laughs What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

: #Laughs What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A 0 dollar bill!

: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

: #Laughs What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

: #Laughs Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

: #Laughs Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do.

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

: #Laughs A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The othe

: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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