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: #Laughs John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one.

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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

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: #Laughs An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed the

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: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all.

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: #Laughs What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.

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: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

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: #Laughs |What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA Cup fina

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

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: #Laughs A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor.

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: #Laughs A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

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: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

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: #Laughs What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

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: #Laughs The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.

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: #Laughs Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.

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: #Laughs John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one.

: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

: #Laughs An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed the

: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all.

: #Laughs What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

: #Laughs PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.

: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

: #Laughs Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

: #Laughs |What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA Cup fina

: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

: #Laughs A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor.

: #Laughs A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

: #Laughs What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

: #Laughs The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.

: #Laughs Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.

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