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: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

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: #Laughs Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy.

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: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

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: #Laughs Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"5) "Next

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: #Laughs What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

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: #Laughs A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E.

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: #Laughs The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor.

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: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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: #Laughs An elephant was walking in a park.

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: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

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: #Laughs How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

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: #Laughs What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was.

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: #Laughs Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!

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: #Laughs Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

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: #Laughs A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report.

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: #Laughs Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

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: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

: #Laughs Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy.

: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

: #Laughs Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"5) "Next

: #Laughs What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

: #Laughs A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E.

: #Laughs The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor.

: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

: #Laughs An elephant was walking in a park.

: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

: #Laughs How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

: #Laughs What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was.

: #Laughs Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!

: #Laughs Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

: #Laughs A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report.

: #Laughs Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

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