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: #Laughs |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

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: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

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: #Laughs |A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

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: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

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: #Laughs I have this friend who has a real dilemma.

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: #Laughs Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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: #Laughs I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

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: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

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: #Laughs Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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: #Laughs How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

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: #Laughs She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

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: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

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: #Laughs What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

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: #Laughs |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

: #Laughs |A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

: #Laughs I have this friend who has a real dilemma.

: #Laughs Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

: #Laughs I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

: #Laughs Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

: #Laughs How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

: #Laughs She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

: #Laughs What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

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