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: #Laughs How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one.

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: #Laughs What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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: #Laughs The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford.

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: #Laughs |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996.

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: #Laughs How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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: #Laughs God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer.

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: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

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: #Laughs How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.

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: #Laughs Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

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: #Laughs Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

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: #Laughs One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

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: #Laughs There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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: #Laughs Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

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: #Laughs Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

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: #Laughs There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.

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: #Laughs Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

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: #Laughs How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one.

: #Laughs What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

: #Laughs The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford.

: #Laughs |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996.

: #Laughs How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

: #Laughs God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer.

: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

: #Laughs How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.

: #Laughs Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

: #Laughs Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

: #Laughs One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

: #Laughs There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

: #Laughs Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

: #Laughs Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

: #Laughs There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.

: #Laughs Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

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