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: #Laughs What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

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: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

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: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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: #Laughs The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

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: #Laughs The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"The Doctor le

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: #Laughs |When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bassencarp""Ennysizetoom?""Couplapowns""Hittinhard?""Sordalike""Wachoosen?""Gobbawurms""Fishanonaboddum?""Rydononaboddum""Whatchadrinkin?""Jugajimbeam

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: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

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: #Laughs One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neither white, nor black.

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: #Laughs What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

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: #Laughs Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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: #Laughs A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and

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: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit.

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: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

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: #Laughs Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt

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: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

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: #Laughs What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

: #Laughs The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

: #Laughs The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"The Doctor le

: #Laughs |When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bassencarp""Ennysizetoom?""Couplapowns""Hittinhard?""Sordalike""Wachoosen?""Gobbawurms""Fishanonaboddum?""Rydononaboddum""Whatchadrinkin?""Jugajimbeam

: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

: #Laughs One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neither white, nor black.

: #Laughs What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

: #Laughs Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

: #Laughs A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and

: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

: #Laughs Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit.

: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

: #Laughs Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt

: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

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