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: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

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: #Laughs The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered.

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: #Laughs 1) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

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: #Laughs An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife,

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: #Laughs Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.

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: #Laughs |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a partOLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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: #Laughs A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

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: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

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: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughte

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: #Laughs Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !

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: #Laughs |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.

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: #Laughs It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

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: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

: #Laughs The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered.

: #Laughs 1) I'm bored.

: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

: #Laughs An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife,

: #Laughs Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.

: #Laughs |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a partOLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

: #Laughs A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

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: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughte

: #Laughs Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !

: #Laughs |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.

: #Laughs It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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