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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

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: #Laughs Calls people to ask them their phone number.

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: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with her clitoris.

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: #Laughs A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

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: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

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: #Laughs What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !

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: #Laughs |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

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: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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: #Laughs What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.

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: #Laughs |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !

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: #Laughs This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline.

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: #Laughs What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

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: #Laughs Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

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: #Laughs After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

: #Laughs Calls people to ask them their phone number.

: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with her clitoris.

: #Laughs A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

: #Laughs What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !

: #Laughs |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.

: #Laughs |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !

: #Laughs This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline.

: #Laughs What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

: #Laughs Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

: #Laughs After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

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