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: #Laughs That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

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: #Laughs Pilot to tower .

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: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

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: #Laughs What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

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: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

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: #Laughs A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better s

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: #Laughs yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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: #Laughs Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cig

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: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

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: #Laughs |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.Because o

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: #Laughs Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

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: #Laughs An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, li

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: #Laughs An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

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: #Laughs The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.

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: #Laughs Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

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: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

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: #Laughs That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

: #Laughs Pilot to tower .

: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

: #Laughs What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

: #Laughs A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better s

: #Laughs yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

: #Laughs Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cig

: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

: #Laughs |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.Because o

: #Laughs Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

: #Laughs An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, li

: #Laughs An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

: #Laughs The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.

: #Laughs Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

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