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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

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: #Laughs A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.The officer handed him the citation, re

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: #Laughs |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,

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: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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: #Laughs A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

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: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

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: #Laughs A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

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: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

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: #Laughs What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

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: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

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: #Laughs |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

: #Laughs A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.The officer handed him the citation, re

: #Laughs |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,

: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

: #Laughs A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.

: #Laughs Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

: #Laughs A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

: #Laughs What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

: #Laughs |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1.

: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

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