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: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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: #Laughs Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year.

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: #Laughs Dad: Look at this room.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office.

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: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

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: #Laughs A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing

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: #Laughs How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

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: #Laughs |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

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: #Laughs There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

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: #Laughs How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three.

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: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

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: #Laughs What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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: #Laughs During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table."Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you.""All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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: #Laughs A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard.

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: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?Why ar

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: #Laughs Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

: #Laughs Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year.

: #Laughs Dad: Look at this room.

: #Laughs A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office.

: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

: #Laughs A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing

: #Laughs How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

: #Laughs |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

: #Laughs There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

: #Laughs How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three.

: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

: #Laughs What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

: #Laughs During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table."Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you.""All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

: #Laughs A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard.

: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?Why ar

: #Laughs Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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