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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!

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: #Laughs |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

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: #Laughs A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

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: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more.

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: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

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: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

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: #Laughs Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!

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: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

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: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!

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: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!

: #Laughs |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

: #Laughs A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

: #Laughs Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more.

: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

: #Laughs Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!

: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

: #Laughs How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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